Hello, that's me, Falcor the ferret, and that's my bro Frisco.
Yeah well it's true isn't it? People think we're gonna bite you on the nose. Really quite ridiculous. Well, we might steal your things, not gonna lie about that.
What, people think we're rats? I'll have you know we're much cuter than rodents thank you.
Add a ferret to your family today. You won't regret it, and that's a fact.